Score: 10

"Beautiful."

submission: Ching Chong Beautiful

date: December 12, 2009

The controls are somewhat slow, but since the character looks like a weakling, the control problems are perfectly suited to him. One of the best games on Newgrounds from some of the best Animators on Newgrounds!

Score: 10

"Great."

submission: Dirty Obsession

date: December 3, 2009

As everyone else, I htought he was jacking off, and I was all 'WTF', then it showed the milk carton, and I thought, 'what did he kidnap her?' Then I saw the joystick and I was all 'Oh lol, very nicely done, hahaha', then the girl fell out and I was like 'WTMFHHS!!' (What the motherfucking hobo horse shit)

Score: 8

"Umm..."

submission: My Sad Christmas 1999

date: December 3, 2009

Sorry but that seemed really random, and inconsiderate. At first I thought it would be funny, but instead it turned into a weird movie about Santa raping a kid. Then you put it in memory of all the kids who died in 1999? Unless something happened that year about a Santa killing kids on Christmas and this REALLY WAS dedicated to them, this really seemed like you're inconsiderately sealing votes and good reviews by all those kids, which is just wrong to me. 10 for animation, but minus 2 for being a jackass. Unless I'm wrong, in which case I apologize.

Score: 0

"Ok, sorry about this."

submission: Sonic RPG Maze

date: December 1, 2009

I really hate to be so mean, but I'd like to give you some advice.
1)I didn't grade you down on animation. But still, improve it.
2)Music? Set the tone, also, it'd be more fun.
3)For GOD'S SAKE man, did you even play your game when you were done? I assume the black lines are walls, and you can walk right through them like a ghost. There is no challenge except...
4)ZOOM OUT THE GODDAMN CAMERA!! It's SO zoomed in, it was hella annoying, AND I refreshed the page 5 times until I realized (after i picked a character) that the game had started!! I just luckily pressed up,and I moved! ZOOM OUT THE CAMERA!
So, in summary- Music, walls that work, maybe some enemies or obstacles, and fix the camera. Nice try though, and sorry for the score.

Score: 10

"Incredible."

submission: Time Fcuk

date: November 17, 2009

Only the best games make me scream in frustration and get a headache. Also; a glitch. In a map called 'boring', (i found it in most recent) I could not find an exit. This was odd, because you need to beat the level to submit it, yet here it was! But the REALLY wierd part was when I said quit, I kept getting an achievement called 'Weeble's Secret Island' which was 100 points. Glitch? Or easter egg? (It's still going, wow.)

Score: 9

"Awesome, but..."

submission: T E T R I S ' D: The Game

date: October 11, 2009

...The jumping seems to bee too fast, I constantly miss the mark because the jump is too far of a jump.
Can't wait for medals though; AWESOME GAME!!

Score: 3

"Uh..."

submission: X Men origins wolverine

date: October 9, 2009

Where was the X-Men is this? Other than the intro, which made no sense.

Score: 9

"Awesome but..."

submission: SMO Arena Fighter

date: October 5, 2009

You should have an option to change the buttons for the game. I use a laptop, and I can't use the Num. pad.
Other than that, it was *snicker* SMOsome!! XD
....Just kidding though, I'm not that corny. It was great.

Score: 10

"Epic :D"

submission: Back to the Cubeture 1

date: October 1, 2009

Jus tone problem, the horse battle against the Legendary Sherif is waaaayyy too hard. If you repeat this idea, try to tone it down, ok? Incredible work as always though, guys.

Score: 9

"Good, but some problems..."

submission: Naruto: Ultimate Battle

date: September 12, 2009

For one, make the screen smaller... the characters feel like they're too small.
Second, in my opinion, Naruto is much too cheap. His clone attack should have a limit; I had almost 10 Naruto's pounding my opponent, and I would have had more if he hadn't died. Other than that, great job!