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HIS ACCOUNT IS STILL HACKED!!! HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN METAL GEAR AWESOME 3 OR THE OTHER ONE (i forgot the name) IT WAS HELLA DISTURBING....
2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Hey guys. I am not making another castle crasher or sonic chronicles. I have phases, and i'm out of those phases. I'm not doing series anymore. Just the occasional one shot. For example go play madness reflex. Have fun with it.
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!I just bought Castle Crashers and decided to make a movie, possibly my best one yet. It will be a series.
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!I finished it.
It wasn't THAT hard, and if if you hate the animation (YOU SUCK) you gotta like the music.
GO REVIEW IT!!

I'm just wondering. I guess it's not new anymore though.
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!Hello, reader.
I am sorry to inform you that I am rather peeved and unfortunetly, Newgrounds is a dandy spot to ra---fsdjnfkdsfsbufibsdi
SCREW THAT!!
I'M HELLA @#!! PISSED!!
I HAVE THE MOST BORING LIFE I HAVE EVER FRICKIN' HAD!!
WHICH IS KIND OF OBVIOUS BECAUSE I HAVE ONLY ONE LIFE...
SO I GUESS IT COULD ALSO BE MOST VIOLENT OR HAPPY.
I MEAN THERE'S REALLY INFINITE WAYS YOU COULD SPLICE THIS.
I GUESS I'M OK.
SO YEAH.
...
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GRR!!
OK so i have a movie concept, if anyone wants to make it
here goes
achem
(a year after the events of SONIC THE HEDGEHOG and SECRET RINGS, but noone remembers sonic the hedgehog)
SOnic has gained the inate ability to transform into Super Sonic at will, though it puts an enormous strain on his body and afterwards, almost always blacks out. His condition afterward the transformations gets more critical depending on the length of time spent in SUPER mode. Also, using it too many times in succesion will kill him.
neeway
Sonic and Amy are at the carnival when OMG Eggman kidnaps Amy! (what an unexcpected twist..!) Sonic chases after them, but is intercepted by Shadow, who wants a rematch after losing their last battle (events of Sonic Heroes) Sonic doesn't want to waste time and transforms, surprising Shadow, beating Shadow, and flying away from SHadow. Eggman reveals his true mission and sucks all of the energy out of Super Sonic, and releases Amy, flying away. Silver appears from the future, seeing Sonic.
"You're the one!! You stole my emerald! Give it!'
Sonic doesn't understand though, so Silver blasts him with a psyche beam. Silver then departs. Amy wakes Sonic up, who stand, but faints once more... dead.
SONIC HAZARD
basically, the plot is that Eggman uses Sonic's energy to duplicate Super Sonic, not a robot, or fake, but more like a corrupted exact duplicate of SUper SOnic, who ten goes on a rampage as Shadow, Amy, Knuckles, Tails, and Rouge try to stop him. They can't though, and so find Silver and convince him to help (somehow). They go the past and find their Sonic. Sonic Past agrees to go with them. Once back in the present, they show up in a universe ravaged and dominated by Eggman. WOndering how so much could have happened in the short time they were gone, Silver starts to dissapear as they approach a graveyard, and is eventually gone. They wonder why, and see gravestones
'here lie silver's parents'
meaning SIlver was never born. They also see all of they're graves. Including Sonic's. He freaks and runs away. They deduce that since Sonic was never there in the past, Eggman's metal overlord must have taken control!
In a desperate series of events, the group battle Eggman, and find a time machine, where they warp back to the past and leave Past Sonic right when they took him. The present is fixed now, but SUPER SONIC CLONE is still destroying the cities. Silver reapears. Tails hatches an idea.
SIlver freezes Super SOnic, and Knuckles kidnapps him in a special energy absorber net. They use the energy from him to remake Sonic the hedgehog, leaving out the corruption data. Sonic and SUPER SONIC have a huge battle, in which SUPER SONIC IS DESTROYED!!
Having thwarted Eggman again, our heroes relax.
But Eggman meanwhile constructs his real project: the Biohazard!!
(pick some sort of wierd monster that has lots of fighting sprites)
You can do what you want after that, but alll of the sonic good guys must live!!!
i realize that its a little confusing, but if you want to make it, plz e-mail me at varunvaid95@gmail.com ok?
It's supposed to be a series. I'll try to do it, but i don't think im good enuf
if u decide to make it, plz give me credit!!
or like, co-author, or something...

today, i started making an Ocean's Thirteen comic! It looks pretty good, if i do say so myself.
I'll upload pics l8r
NOTE
THIS IS A FICTIONAL STORY
IF YOU HATE FICTIONAL STORIES THAN YOU ARE VERY STRANGE
DO NOT HATE ME JUST BECAUSE I POSTED THIS
Lego My Eggo REMIX
By Varun Vaideeswaran
Monday July 14, 2008
It was a warm day as my plastic feet fit snugly into the raised circles on the floor. I turned my head, gazing at things through small white circles painted onto my head. I looked around, noticing the Lego blocks stacked upon one another to form a building. It was a construction set with a big yellow crane with a black rope attached to it that goes up and down when pulled, some buckets of makeshift sand, and a truck, four times my size.
I was Spider-Man... Lego Spider-Man.
My design was simplistic. Red and Blue paint, webbing imprint, and a classic spider on my chest. I decided today that I would stretch my joints. The construction site was built on the carpet floor near the door. My owner had left some crafting supplies near the construction site. I ran up to the very edge of the play set and kicked over a nearby bottle of glue. The cap flew off, revealing the sticky substance inside. I was afraid as I approached it, because it was more than quadruple my height! I gingerly dabbed my hands in glue. Now I could stick to the sides of the play set. You see, when you're a Lego figure, you need to be smart to survive. I specifically used glue that was old, so that it would stick, but I could still remove my hands from the wall. I climbed up the wall and crawled to the crane. I stood at the top. I could see my owner's room very clearly. There was a gigantic bed, and a computer sitting atop a black desk. It was a PC. I prefer Macs, not that I use them. I mean, have you seen those ads where one guy is the Mac and the other is the PC? The PC is a nerd! Mac looks cool though. I wish I could use one, but they're as big as a whale to me. It takes all of my power to hit one key!
I noticed a square on the floor of the set. It was a yellow square with little depressions in it. It was about the size of my hand. That's microscopic to humans. It was an Eggo waffle! I leaped from the crane, wind bouncing off of my plastic mask. I landed on the floor, next to the food. My hand had come off. I reached for it with my other hand and reattached it with a snap. I glanced at the succulent food. I reached for it. If I had a mouth, it would be watering! Just then, a big brown hand squeezed me and lifted me, three whole feet from the floor! (That's a lot, okay?) I looked at my owner, his glasses reflecting the light onto my face. The Indian boy took me to his desk, far away from the play set. I heard him speak in the strange dialect that humans do. I have earned to understand their voice. He said, "Hey dad, where's the video camera? I want to make a movie using the Spidey figure!" He dropped me next to his keyboard and left the room. He could be a real nuisance sometimes!
Looking around, I tried to decipher how I could get to the construction set. I saw a pencil nearby. Of course! I could pole vault across the room, spanning about seven feet, using the miniscule strength of a plastic two-inch figure, landing perfectly on the play set! I threw the pencil to the ground as I discarded that idea. Perhaps I could just jump. But that was even stupider. I saw a handkerchief about three times my size. I could sail over to the waffle! I grabbed both edges, ran off the desk and sailed. The wind pushed at the handkerchief, making me slowly and gently descend. I was at the set with incredible ease.
I almost touched down when a black figure ripped through the tissue! It was Venom, a twisted design of myself, however bigger he may be. His sharp, mangy teeth were locked in a permanent grin. I crash-landed onto the floor. I knew that Venom wanted the waffle as much as I. He dashed at me, but I grabbed him and threw him to the floor. He kicked me, sending me to the top of the construction crane. He soon appeared beside me. The crane hovered above the carpet that we were built on. He was a real powerful Lego! He lunged at me, but I dodged him and gave him a shove. He landed in the carpet. He attempted to stand up, but all Lego figures know that to stand, you need those little holes that your feet fit into. I looked up when I heard the thunderous boom of my owner's steps. He picked me up again! Then he ripped off my entire body! I was just a head! Then he attached the body and legs of New Goblin, another figure that came with the set. My body and feet were sleek black with a green tinge. He had weapons on his back, like a silver sword, with a green glow. I felt strange. Then he ripped the right hand off of Venom who went limp. He attached it to me. Oh no I was part Venom! My right hand was purple and black, with silver webs covering the arm. I also got Sandman's left arm, which had he sleeve of a green striped shirt. However, his fist turned into a sand mace!
I had changed! I was Lego Spider-Man no longer! I was Fusion! My owner than put me back on his desk and started filming me. It was in a very peculiar fashion. He would move me a little, then start and stop the camera. He kept doing this for a while. He grinned as he left with the video camera. I had no idea how to get the waffle now, because I didn't even have a handkerchief. However I saw a remote controller on the desk beside me. It looked like it controlled three things. Scanning the room, I saw a big red monster truck toy, and a green and blue one too. I skillfully used my Sandman and Venom arms, which both were heavier than mine to use the remote control. I had eventually lined up the cars vertically to make a sort of steeping stone. I leaped onto the red car, which was right under me. Then I jumped right onto the hood of the green car, which was an inch away. I maneuvered my way onto the blue car and back on the set. But I realized, to my horror, that that waffle was attracting a lot of attention. I saw another figure, a human. He had long black hair, a moustache, and a beard. He sported a red bandanna and a brown pirate hat. He wore a black jacket over his clothes.
I recognized him as the wily Jack Sparrow from the Black Pearl set! He could be very annoying. He had the waffle in his hand! I leaped at him, but he grabbed the rope dangling from the crane and gave it a tug. I crashed into the wall of the set as he skyrocketed upwards. Once atop the crane, he kicked over a nearby bucket of makeshift sand at me! I leaped out of the way, faster than normal because of New Goblin's lighter legs. Sparrow then removed the pieces that were keeping the crane high up, as it tumbled down toward me! I could not dodge; I was crushed as the crane smashed into hundreds of Lego pieces. I got up, realizing that some of the paint on my body had been scraped off! I was aghast! In rage, I kicked over the support beams for the building Sparrow was standing on, defeating him in the same way I defeated Venom. Sparrow bounced off the carpet and landed back in his giant black ship with scary black sails. I grabbed the waffle from the floor as I tried to take my mask off. Then I realized... My mask was my face. I had no jaws. I had no stomach. I had no mouth! I felt devastated.
I sighed as I almost comically collapsed from fatigue. Man, I hate being a Lego figure!
THE END
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